Rob Huebel

I hope my pants don’t fall down again at Comic Con.

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:08:01 -0400

I hope my pants don’t fall down again at Comic Con.

I just bought this beautiful meat necklace off ebay. Look out...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:24:09 -0400

I just bought this beautiful meat necklace off ebay. Look out world.

Five of these people had a lot of sex at last year’s Comic...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:37:03 -0400

Five of these people had a lot of sex at last year’s Comic Con.

Two of them did not.

Someone sent me a nice painting of me. And then they tried to...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:37:30 -0400

Someone sent me a nice painting of me. And then they tried to break into my home and murder me. So I cut them.

‘Space Chimps’ flings dung at audience -

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:47:00 -0400

‘Space Chimps’ flings dung at audience - : An actual headline from an actual movie review.

Timothy Griggs from upcoming summer reality hit, ‘Kids Can...

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:33:01 -0400

Timothy Griggs from upcoming summer reality hit, ‘Kids Can Do Weird Shit!’. I can’t wait for the show.

Where people spotted me today: 10:30 am My neighbor saw me...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:43:38 -0400

Where people spotted me today:

10:30 am My neighbor saw me through my bathroom window urinating after I woke up hungover.

12:06 pm I walked by an adult video store on Melrose. I thought about going inside, but an old lady looked at me in a judgemental way.

2:31 pm I went to Whole Foods. There was a super-cute girl there with a pit bull. I asked to pet him and tried to think of something funny to say to her. Then her boyfriend walked up. But they spotted me, so that counts.

3:11 pm I went to Rite Aid to buy diarrhea medicine. Just in case I ever get diarrhea. The checkout lady totally spotted me.

3:31 pm A cop on a motorcycle pulled up next to me. He checked to see if I was talking on my cell phone (you have to be hands-free in LA now). Or he was gay and was super-into me. Either way, I was spotted.

Human Giant is so psyched for Comic Con!

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:50:42 -0400

Human Giant is so psyched for Comic Con!

She does not look like she is enjoying it. He should have taken...

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:50:46 -0400

She does not look like she is enjoying it. He should have taken my workshop…..’How to do it doggy-style even if you are a fly’.

My brain just fell off.

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:28:39 -0400

My brain just fell off.

I paid a lot of money to see this play with these kids in it. ...

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:59:06 -0400

I paid a lot of money to see this play with these kids in it. It was pure crap. The kid on the left thinks he’s hot shit. I have bad news for him.

This moshing video made me laugh.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:08:03 -0400

This moshing video made me laugh.

These are delicious.

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:04:43 -0400

These are delicious.

from walpaper:

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:07:12 -0400

from walpaper:

simko: eatPES’ newest (creative) stop-motion short.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:47:29 -0400

simko:

eatPES’ newest (creative) stop-motion short.

Video

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:06:26 -0400

Eliot Spitzer sizing up his daughter’s prom date. Such an...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:53:34 -0400

Eliot Spitzer sizing up his daughter’s prom date. Such an awesome photo.

I should have posted this on July 4th!

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:04:59 -0400

I should have posted this on July 4th!

Douglas, Of all the kids here at Camp Chunky, you are my...

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:30:08 -0400

Douglas,

Of all the kids here at Camp Chunky, you are my favorite. You don’t take any shit. While the other counselors encourage aerobic activities and sensible eating, you and I both know that’s a bunch of crap.

Here’s my advice:

Eat whatever the hell you want. You can be fat and still get laid when you grow up as long as you wear that cool sailor’s cap.

Ride the scooter everywhere you go. Walking is for A-holes.

Playing outside is okay, but watching TV is cooler. Tomorrow I’ll teach you how to smoke cigarettes while we watch Tyra Banks. She’s got a nice rack, right?

If Jonathon or Anthony give you a hard time about missing swim time, lemme know. I’ve got some incriminating photos of them together that will shut them right up.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CREEPY SUMMER JOB? WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:10:42 -0400

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CREEPY SUMMER JOB? WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE $1000 PER HOUR? CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR 2 MINUTES WITHOUT DYING? MAYBE YOU CAN WORK FOR ME AS AN UNDERWATER MODEL! ALL YOU DO IS HANG OUT IN MY POOL ALL DAY AND SMILE A WEIRD SMILE AS IF YOU’RE NOT DROWNING! IT’S EASY AND BETTER THAN WORKING AT STARBUCKS! BUILD CONFIDENCE AND SELF-ESTEEM WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF BREATHING! CALL ME TODAY.