I am Rob Huebel. You may know me from
Sat
Dec
20
A recent text with Rob Riggle
- Me: Dude congrats on your last week on The Daily Show! Loved your last piece. Psyched for your westward expansion. Hubes.
- Riggle: Thanks Brosama! I'll be coming out to LA to stay with you for a long time. Really looking forward to sharing my life with you forever. Can I borrow some money?
- (I don't reply for two days)
- Riggle: I SAID...I'm going to live with you and I need to borrow some MONEY!
- Me: Hey man. Calm down. I thought we were doing a bit. You seem really upset.
- Riggle: Fuck that....You "calm down!" PAY ME MOTHERFUCKER!!
- Me: I'm a little short on cash right now as we discussed. Please stop contacting me. My family is frightened by all of your phone calls.
- Riggle: Fuck it...I'm coming over!
- Me: No please. I don't want my children to see their father get humiliated. It's Christmas!!
- Riggle: Shit!! I'm stuck in your chimney! It's getting hard to breath. Call the fire dept.
