Rob Huebel

I am Rob Huebel. You may know me from Human Giant on MTV with Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and Jason Woliner.
Tue Dec 2
Oh Gloria, I can’t stop thinking about you.  Your sun-ravaged skin.  Your naughty little bikinis that say, ‘check out this mess…’  I would pay over $75 if we could be together again over the holidays.  Why do you resist me?  Why do you always say, ‘my grandchildren come first’?  Because if I had my way…you would come first!  (get it?…as in sex…now do you get it?)

Oh Gloria,

I can’t stop thinking about you.  Your sun-ravaged skin.  Your naughty little bikinis that say, ‘check out this mess…’  I would pay over $75 if we could be together again over the holidays.  Why do you resist me?  Why do you always say, ‘my grandchildren come first’?  Because if I had my way…you would come first!  (get it?…as in sex…now do you get it?)

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