Rob Huebel

I am Rob Huebel. You may know me from Human Giant on MTV with Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and Jason Woliner.
Thu Jul 17
Where people spotted me today:
10:30 am   My neighbor saw me through my bathroom window urinating after I woke up hungover.
12:06 pm   I walked by an adult video store on Melrose.  I thought about going inside, but an old lady looked at me in a judgemental way.
2:31 pm  I went to Whole Foods.  There was a super-cute girl there with a pit bull.  I asked to pet him and tried to think of something funny to say to her.  Then her boyfriend walked up.  But they spotted me, so that counts.
3:11 pm  I went to Rite Aid to buy diarrhea medicine.  Just in case I ever get diarrhea.  The checkout lady totally spotted me.
3:31 pm  A cop on a motorcycle pulled up next to me.  He checked to see if I was talking on my cell phone (you have to be hands-free in LA now).  Or he was gay and was super-into me.  Either way, I was spotted. 

Where people spotted me today:

10:30 am   My neighbor saw me through my bathroom window urinating after I woke up hungover.

12:06 pm   I walked by an adult video store on Melrose.  I thought about going inside, but an old lady looked at me in a judgemental way.

2:31 pm  I went to Whole Foods.  There was a super-cute girl there with a pit bull.  I asked to pet him and tried to think of something funny to say to her.  Then her boyfriend walked up.  But they spotted me, so that counts.

3:11 pm  I went to Rite Aid to buy diarrhea medicine.  Just in case I ever get diarrhea.  The checkout lady totally spotted me.

3:31 pm  A cop on a motorcycle pulled up next to me.  He checked to see if I was talking on my cell phone (you have to be hands-free in LA now).  Or he was gay and was super-into me.  Either way, I was spotted. 

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