Wed
Jun
11
It is 1:30 am and something just scared the poop out of me. I was walking into my house and I walked past a car parked on the street. Suddenly a woman started screaming. It scared me so much I yelled, “OH GOD!” Then I realized it was a couple fucking in the back of the car. They didn’t even hear me yell they were doing it so hard. It was a tiny Honda civic and they were piled in the hatchback like groceries. And they appeared to be quite fat. And totally nude. I wonder why my house seems like a super-secret fuck-spot for the obese.