Rob Huebel



I am Rob Huebel. I am in Human Giant on MTV with Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and Jason Woliner.
Wed Jun 4
Derrick.  Ask yourself why you got benched on Saturday.  I’ll tell you.  You’re a fucking green belt.  As your friend, I feel I should be honest.  You’re not strong enough or smart enough to defend yourself or others against real danger.  I’m talking about dudes with knives and guns.  Are you ready for that shit?  Not with the green you’re not.  Get off your ass.  Stop crying.  I’ve been involved in the Big Brother program for a long time.  Because I like to help out.  Don’t make me regret picking you.  Get that Brown belt within 2 weeks or I’m out.
Derrick.  Ask yourself why you got benched on Saturday.  I’ll tell you.  You’re a fucking green belt.  As your friend, I feel I should be honest.  You’re not strong enough or smart enough to defend yourself or others against real danger.  I’m talking about dudes with knives and guns.  Are you ready for that shit?  Not with the green you’re not.  Get off your ass.  Stop crying.  I’ve been involved in the Big Brother program for a long time.  Because I like to help out.  Don’t make me regret picking you.  Get that Brown belt within 2 weeks or I’m out.
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