Wed
May
21
I have had blonde hair and a fake tan for about a month now for a thing we’re shooting. It’s been pretty rough looking like such a douche. People say mean things like:
-‘Hey asshole why are you so orange?’
-‘Hey douchebag, why are you such an asshole?’
-‘Are you the new jazzercize instructor here at the gym?’
-‘It smells like fake tan in here, doesn’t it? Or did someone step in pee? ‘
-‘Oh shit! Who ordered me the stipper-gram!’