Tue
May
6
Bernice. I hate to do this on my tumblr, but it’s over. I thought the idea of dating a model was pretty exciting. But you don’t ever smile. You have a very exaggerated walk. And I think you might be a dude. Plus I don’t speak Portugese and you don’t speak English. I know you won’t be able to read this, so have Ronto explain it. Please get your shit out of my apt by the end of the day. I’m sorry.