Rob Huebel

I am Rob Huebel. You may know me from Human Giant on MTV with Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, and Jason Woliner.
Wed Jan 23
I feel like I owe a huge apology to the Aquadevils stunt waterski team.  As your speedboat driver I know that you look up to me.  And I have tried hard for the last 7 years to always be there for you and drive fast as shit.  But last Saturday, I drove way too fast.  When Rick hit the jump, he was going 175 mph.  And even though he stuck the landing, we all watched as he burst into flames.  And instantly perished.  In a blaze of glory.  Hey gang, I know you’re pissed at me.  But come on.  Going fast is what makes us Aquadevils.  If Rick’s body can’t take the heat, maybe this is God’s way of saying ‘get out of the kitchen.’  Or lake.  You know what I mean. Hope you dudes can forgive me.  I’m all torn up about this.Lance 

I feel like I owe a huge apology to the Aquadevils stunt waterski team.  As your speedboat driver I know that you look up to me.  And I have tried hard for the last 7 years to always be there for you and drive fast as shit.  But last Saturday, I drove way too fast.  When Rick hit the jump, he was going 175 mph.  And even though he stuck the landing, we all watched as he burst into flames.  And instantly perished.  In a blaze of glory. 

Hey gang, I know you’re pissed at me.  But come on.  Going fast is what makes us Aquadevils.  If Rick’s body can’t take the heat, maybe this is God’s way of saying ‘get out of the kitchen.’  Or lake.  You know what I mean.

Hope you dudes can forgive me.  I’m all torn up about this.

Lance 

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