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Things I did in 2007 that I'm ashamed of:
- I dislocated my niece's elbow
- I googled my own name a lot
- I urinated in a stranger's yard
- I was very rude to an old man who was first rude to me (but still, he's old.)
- I considered getting a spray tan
- I portrayed my mother on TV in a way that she would not like
- I spent way too much time talking to people about their particular cellphone
- I purchased a dvd called, 'The Secret' and watched it
- I let Mark McGrath (from Sugar Ray) cut in front of me in slow moving traffic
- I convinced myself that a stripper really liked me at a strip club in Las Vegas
- I purchased pants that made me look like the kind of man I would hate
- I kept the same two netflix movies for over 1 year and paid monthly for them
- I tried to talk to girls using pointers from 'The Game'