I don’t want to date a girl that makes me feel like this. Ever again.
I’m sorry, Brandy. It’s over.
(please don’t yell. i’m sooo sorry.)
FAIR WARNING:
Today I’m using a deodorant that has pheromones that female humans can’t resist. If you smelled my armpit right now, you would WANT it, but you wouldn’t even know why you WANTED it.
Don’t blame yourself. You’re only human, female.
Hulu - Scare Tactics: Blood Bath
This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a long time. What the fuck? This is way too scary. Scare Tactics is the most insane show on TV.
HUMAN GIANT HOOKS YOU UP.
Tonight at 11 at UCB LA, see Human Giant and friends. We’re doing a show, where you might meet the person you grow old with. It’s practically guaranteed. 3 couples. 3 speed dates. No mercy.
5919 Franklin Ave, Hollywood
Call 323-908-8702 for resv.
I quit my job today at the KMart photo studio. I specifically told this dance crew that I would shoot them, but NO CRYING. One of them blew it. I started yelling, parents started yelling, I kicked some dad in the nuts.
Forget it, I’m out.
I like to go to coffee shops and sit and read teen romance novels all by myself.
Sometimes I’ll yell out things like “NO JASMINE, DON’T LET HIM KISS YOU!!”
I admit that it is very hard for me to do Couple’s Yoga without getting turned on.
This is Don and his wife Patrice. I love working out with them. The three of us are getting in great shape and enjoying each other’s bodies.
