Rob Huebel
Five of these people had a lot of sex at last year’s Comic Con.
Two of them did not.
Where people spotted me today:
10:30 am My neighbor saw me through my bathroom window urinating after I woke up hungover.
12:06 pm I walked by an adult video store on Melrose. I thought about going inside, but an old lady looked at me in a judgemental way.
2:31 pm I went to Whole Foods. There was a super-cute girl there with a pit bull. I asked to pet him and tried to think of something funny to say to her. Then her boyfriend walked up. But they spotted me, so that counts.
3:11 pm I went to Rite Aid to buy diarrhea medicine. Just in case I ever get diarrhea. The checkout lady totally spotted me.
3:31 pm A cop on a motorcycle pulled up next to me. He checked to see if I was talking on my cell phone (you have to be hands-free in LA now). Or he was gay and was super-into me. Either way, I was spotted.
