July 2009
21 posts
Me and Paul Scheer on Adam Carolla's Podcast →
Little video we did for Mean Magazine with Tom Lennon and Ben Garant.
My Gary Busey impression has won several awards, so fuck you.
Today I will blow off a few fingers with an M80 just to get attention.
– I will not be ignored!
WHY ARE YOU SO PALE?
– A small child asked me that on the beach. I lied and told him I’d been in the hospital for 3 years. He almost started crying. Serves him right.