April 2008
24 posts
I should probably apologize for the photo below.
I keep seeing it when I go to my dumb tumblr, and it is upsetting.
PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED OVER 'MILF ISLAND'. →
THESE ARE COMMENTS FROM THE NY TIMES ARTICLE CRITICIZING THE 30 ROCK EPISODE. HERE IS THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE
Human Giant on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Afterwards, Bret Michaels and I went out drinking and he showed me how to seduce ladies. Unfortunately, I was dressed like the T Shirt Squad ..and he was dressed like Bret Michaels.
I will be on the all-new 30 ROCK this week (Thurs 8:30). I hope you will watch it. I hope I didn’t fuck it up. Until then, watch this old one…
My conversation with an old man
Me: Hey old man, whatcha eating?
Old man: Well I'm eatin' a big bag of doritos.
Me: Oh, that's a line from a sketch we did on Human Giant.
Old man: What?
Me: You just said a line from our sketch, 'commercial jingles'.
Old man: I don't know what the fuck you mean, young sportsman.
Me: Well we're gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel live this Wed the 9th.
Old man: I ain't watchin'.
Me: Well we're gonna sign DVD's at Amoeba in Hollywood Thurs the 10th at 7pm.
Old man: I ain't comin'.
(pause)
Me: You aren't even eating doritos. You're just sitting here all alone. What made you say that line to me?
Old man: How 'bout this: eat my poo!
(I walk away bewildered)
Human Giant Makes the Cover of The Gay Porn Times!... →
I have never been more proud