December 2008
34 posts
A recent text with Rob Riggle
Me: Dude congrats on your last week on The Daily Show! Loved your last piece. Psyched for your westward expansion. Hubes.
Riggle: Thanks Brosama! I'll be coming out to LA to stay with you for a long time. Really looking forward to sharing my life with you forever. Can I borrow some money?
(I don't reply for two days)
Riggle: I SAID...I'm going to live with you and I need to borrow some MONEY!
Me: Hey man. Calm down. I thought we were doing a bit. You seem really upset.
Riggle: Fuck that....You "calm down!" PAY ME MOTHERFUCKER!!
Me: I'm a little short on cash right now as we discussed. Please stop contacting me. My family is frightened by all of your phone calls.
Riggle: Fuck it...I'm coming over!
Me: No please. I don't want my children to see their father get humiliated. It's Christmas!!
Riggle: Shit!! I'm stuck in your chimney! It's getting hard to breath. Call the fire dept.
WatchHere’s an interview I did for Jonah Ray’s BarbeQuay. If you steal our cat food idea, I will be pissed.
2008 Mug Shots Of The Year →
Please read the details of #8.
Trailer for 'I Love You Man' →
This is the trailer for a movie I’m in with Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg, Tom Lennon and a million other people you know.
I saw a cut of it and it’s fucking hilarious. Comes out March 20.
I CAN'T STOP READING THIS ARTICLE →
2008 NY TIMES YEAR IN IDEAS
WatchJordan Peele’s Barack is pretty great.
WatchHere is a dumb bit I did for Best Year Ever.
“Who punishes you???”
– The worst line from the dumbest movie. I would like to find out who wrote this and go to their house and slap them in the face. Then I would poop in their bathroom.
Children's Hospital!! →
Children’s Hospital is out. All 10 episode are available for your pleasure. Rob Corddry wrote and directed them. I think it’s funny as shit.
WatchIn this new web series, ‘Smart Girls’ Amy Poehler interviews Ruby Karp who starred in the very first ‘Shutterbugs’ on Human Giant. In that episode we told her to ‘please get the fuck out of Shutterbugs’.
WatchIf I ever get attacked by a paper target, I will not be afraid.
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