December 2007
55 posts
WatchI was minding my own business. And this torso was threatening me.
“If you end up never getting married, do you want to be buried next to me?”
– My Mom
“Are we out of presents already?”
– -Jared (my 3 year-old nephew)
I played this game for children. I died in under... →
I'm giving my niece a cat for Christmas. (click) →
People I've wronged in 2007 (but am not...
Jim Burdue Mike Dunlap Steve Dunlap Brian Dunlap David Dunlap Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap The entire staff of Ye Old Wagon Wheel Restaurant Glen Ronald Reagan Elementary School Wu Ping Karate Academy
Actual safety tips for the elderly. (This won't...
If you are attacked on the street, make as much noise as possible by calling for help or blowing a whistle. Do not pursue your attacker. Call 911 and report the crime as soon as possible. Avoid walking alone at night. Try to have a friend accompany you in high risk areas … even during the daytime. Avoid carrying weapons … they may be used against you. ...
I wrote this song for you... →
Guy on elevator: What?
Me: I didn't say anything.
Guy on elevator: Oh. I thought you said something.
Me: No.
Guy on elevator: Sorry, I was wearing my ipod and I thought...
Me: (silence)
(pause)
Me: (barely audible) Douuuuuuuuuuuuuuche.
Multiple Choice (SAT questions to assert your mental dominance) Practice Questions Start 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 In the xy-coordinate plane above, line contains the points (0,0) and (1,2). If line m (not shown) contains the point (0,0) and is perpendicular to , what is an equation of m? (A) ...
I found this on craigslist and am thinking about...
Reply to: pers-506048912@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-11, 2:37PM EST I am new to New York and seeking a reliable/obedient submissive servant/slave to serve as My errand boy/houseboy! you should of course be good at following orders and sincere about serving! and please do not respond if you are seeking anything else in return other than the honor of serving Me!:) you must include your...
This was probably the hardest I laughed during the... →
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I just wrote this movie script. Tell me if it's... →
The soothing howl of the Sasquatch. And a dog... →
Prison Dictionary (learn it!) →
My favorite is “Hit a Lick”. Either one.
Listen to the Kane Brothers →